September 2011
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself" and...
tyleroakley:
“What do I say?”
“Oh my God, who am I?!”
“Well, I like long reblogging sessions on Tumblr…”
I just always have the desire to start from the beginning.
“Well, it was a warm, clear night in July when I finally emerged from my mother’s womb…”
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I'm gonna start making sure I tumble again
Because I miss Kim and Talia and all the other cool cats.
I NEED YOU ALL.
I mean you’re all on my facebook but WHATEVER
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lolol I haven't posted in FOREVA
and not a single fuck was given that day.
SORRY GUYS UNI IS JUST TOO AWESOME.
Yes I use “uni” instead of college because I have a good number of foreign followers who might use college to refer to something else. SO SUE ME.
America is dumb anyway. We still haven’t gone metric. A SYSTEM BASED ON TEN IS JUST TOO LOGICAL I GUESS.
Wait, I lost a follower?
WOOOOOOO I AM SPECIAL ENOUGH THAT SOMEONE NOTICES WHEN I DON’T POST.
Seriously guys. When you don’t post and people unfollow you, that is a high compliment. If they don’t unfollow you it means they didn’t even notice you were gone, duh.
WOOOO POSITIVITY
Sup guys
I haven’t posted in ages.
I ain’t even mad.
JUST MAKING YOU EVEN MORE EXCITED WHEN I FINALLY DO POST SOMETHING
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thedarrenconnection asked: BRAD I DON'T WANNA WRITE THIS ESSAY
Oh also I joined the debate team
The name of the team is BADASS (Brandeis Academic Debate And Speech Society). I challenge any of you to beat that.
Also I am going to a competition thingy this weekend.
I have never debated before.
LOLOLOL
thedarrenconnection asked: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
the-pretty-little-fool asked: so, college-boy. how's college?
Some kid fell asleep in my Art History class today
The Professor went over to him, slammed his hand on the table to wake him up, and proceeded to laugh at him.
Also in my Roman History class, upon finding out about ten Roman ships that were sunk by Tarentum, some kid blurted out “oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. The Professor was just like “oh YES” and then I laughed uncontrollably.
GUYS COLLEGE IS REALLY PRETTY GOOD.
I GUESS.
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shutupmerlin:
Sometimes I cough randomly just incase there’s someone in the room thinking ‘If you can hear my thoughts, cough now’
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Guys, just letting ya'llz know...
If you happen to see some crazy girl who is Tumblr famous claiming that she was victorious in a tickle war, SHE IS LYING.
VICTORY WAS CLEARLY MINE.
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Oh, are you a prefect Percy?: My parents... →
shutupmerlin:
Love letters from secret admirers left on cars, anonymous flowers on doorsteps, asking their friends what they like and pretending that you too are interested in those things, changing class timetables to be in the same lectures but not talking to them for months…these are the ways you make people…
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shutupmerlin:
What if the end of Doctor Who was the Doctor waking up and he’s a normal guy named Ben who just had a really wild dream.
What if.
Totally starting a Youtube channel
In which I discuss the glory days of Mother Russia.
I may or may not be kidding.
I'm supposed to compare these two maps
But the images my professor gave us of the maps completely suck.
You can’t see more than a general outline of the maps.
I have to write a page comparing them.
GET IT TOGETHER GURLLLLLLLLL
ukelaurel replied to your post: So I was sitting in my Beginning French class
having a spanish accent in french sounds waaaay better than having and american one. american accents in french are the most pitiful thing ever. so keep up the spanish one if you don’t know how to pronounce something. ~5 years of french right here~
Yeah, I kinda figure that if I use some sort of accent at least I sound...
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shutupmerlin:
Will you people stop referring to it as a comforter please
It is a stupid name
I’m Australian listen to me or I will leave you stranded in the desert and let the wild camels eat you
Hey guys, fun fact: I have a comforter on my bed
So I was sitting in my Beginning French class
And I mis-pronounced something
And it was the same kind of thing I always mis-pronounce (for instance, I always pronounce j’s incorrectly because I am so used to Spanish)
And my professor just looks at me and is like “Man, do you take Spanish? You must be REALLY good”
NO SHE IS TRYING TO GET RID OF ME ALREADY
I CAN DO BETTER
I PROMISE I WON’T MAKE THE H SOUND WHEN I...
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GUYS I CAN'T SPELL
I totally didn’t edit my last post like 4 times.
What gives you that idea…?
I totally love my floor
Last night at like 2 am they were cooking popcorn and totally burnt it so the fire alarms went off and I was woken up and forced to go outside in the cold wearing only a t shirt and running shorts. Oh, and since something was actually burning, I woke up to fire alarms and a large amount of smoke in the hallway, which scared the poop out of me.
HOW DA FUQ DOES THIS HAPPEN...
thatawkwardkelseymoment started following you
GUYS LOOK SOMEBODY TUMBLR FAMOUS FOLLOWED ME
AND I AM SITTING NEXT TO HER
I’M FAMOUS
BE JEALOUS
