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The story of a guy and his unending search for the meaning of life. He doesn't expect to find much.
I'm 18. A guy by the name of Brad. I live just north of Boston in Massachusetts, USA, but go to school just west of Boston in a lovely city called Waltham.
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When someone says “So tell me about yourself” and you’re like:
“What do I say?”
“Oh my God, who am I?!”
“Well, I like long reblogging sessions on Tumblr…”
I just always have the desire to start from the beginning.
“Well, it was a warm, clear night in July when I finally emerged from my mother’s womb…”
(Source: iloveboomboom, via abeautifulmessthisis)
this is what will appear as my bio in my school’s musical program:
“This is Brad’s second show at BHS after performing as a chorus member in the 2010 production of the Will Rogers Follies. Outside of BHS, he worked backstage in [protecting myself from creeps] Elementary’s 2004 production of Peter Pan. Brad is also a member of the BHS Chorus and Vocal Ensemble. His two biggest pastimes are photography and drinking tea. Brad has not committed to a college yet, but plans to major in history and continue pursuing music as an extracurricular. Brad is currently single. His number is xxx-xxx-xxxx”
Except it actually has my number in it. I just don’t need people on tumblr texting me or w/e
Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses
guys is it just me
or is this just a wrinkled shirt?
http://www.forever21.com/21men/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=m_sweaters&product_id=2077757082&Page=3
| omg yesterday | |
| a: | you guys are going to be the awkward couple…that you know, never does anything sexually and then you’ll get married. get it in, brad! |
| me: | how do you know he’s not getting it? hm? *stroke and wrap legs around each other* |
| s: | WOAH. WOAH. that is a DELICATE soul. (~something else i forget but along those lines) |
| me: | yeah brad, i’m a delicate slut. take care of me. |
From A College:Keep in mind you must book your audition prior to the scheduled time
Really?
So I can’t schedule my audition for yesterday?
SEE TALIA?
SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT AMERICAN EDUCATION?
